Money going to the dogs…
Anyone wanting to leave their trust fund to a dog? I’m available
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A Dog’s View on July 4th
OK, so I’m sure there is a reason my people get so noisy every year on the same day. For the most part, my life is pretty quiet, except for the occasional ruckus the stray dogs behind my fence make.
I overheard one of my people say something about July 4th. I don’t know anyone named […]
The Dog Spa
Yes, this is me. I’m sure you don’t recognize my new, sexy self but it is me, Oscar the dog. It finally happened… I had a day at the spa. That’s what my people call it, anyway. All I know is that one minute I’m enjoying a nice, leisurely morning walk and the […]
A Dog’s Opinion on Slip n Slides
My little people spread out their slip n slide today. I love it when they get that out because I have a long track of water to drink anytime I want.
Watching them hurl themselves to the ground and slide makes me laugh. They laugh too so apparently it’s fun.
I’m just glad they didn’t try to […]
Selling dogs at a yard sale
My people are getting that crazy look in their eyes. It only happens about once or twice a year but each time it happens I know exactly what it means… GARAGE SALE. See all the stuff they have piled everywhere?
I heard of a man who sold his neighbor’s dog in a garage sale. HELLO???
Just to […]
Picking up after dogs
Today I watched one of my people pick up the little surprises I had left around my yard. Dogs love doing that… especially me.
Watching them do that always makes me laugh because they go in some big white thing (which I happen to think is so gross!) and then come out here and pick up […]
Dog Grooming
I heard my people talking about taking me to get a haircut.
WHAT???
They seem to think I’m looking a bit shabby.
I wonder if they’ve ever seen themselves? I mean, I know I stink but that’s just part of being Oscar.
I am what I am. Plus, I don’t want some stranger hacking away at the fur I’ve […]
The Difference Between Cats and Dogs
The Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in […]
Dog Store
My people drink this stuff all the time.
I’m not sure what it is but they seem happier when they drink it. AND it seems like they do more stuff… clean my yard, play with me, etc.
It kind of reminds me of how cats act after they have catnip. Hmmm…. I wonder if it’s called people-nip […]
Yoga for Dogs… Doga
Once again I’m just blown away by the craziness of people.
Just this morning I was talking to a neighbor who said his people took him to some place that had mats all over the place. He was liking it until some lady started telling his people what to do with him! They were pulling his […]
